Write a song or two

Children are the most creative song writers I know. Whenever we learn a new song, the boys in my class will start to replace words in the song with terms and expressions that are sometimes funny, occasionally meaningful but most of the time meaningless. Last week, a boy in my class taught me a new version of the Happy Birthday song. I think it’s quite hilarious even if it’s rather violent.

Happy Birthday to you,
My father kill you,
My mother cook you,

Everybody eat you!